Stolen from 
irisheyes77, roopunzel, and alligatorandme
If you call me...
Sheri, then you're just about everybody :)
Sheri-Lynn, then you're Kevin or Julie Ann... or my Mom when she's mad. ;)
Shay, then you're my Mom when she's not mad
Sher, then you're my Jaycee friends
Sheri-girl, then you're my boss Joanne
Sheri-bo-berry, then you're my former boss
Mi-chan, then you're any one of my relatives on my Dad's side
Fooj, then you're one of Mark's friends
Shutterbug, then you're a LJ acquaintance
Miss Fujimoto, then you're a cashier at Safeway who doesn't know I'm old enough to be married. ;)
Mrs. Fujimoto, then you're someone I don't really know and possibly will never know.
Miss Maeda, then you're someone who I don't really know who hasn't been updated in about 5 years.
Jovi, then you're the parking lot attendant at my old branch. ;)
"That Kevin Earley fan," then you're probably in the cast of "Thoroughly Modern Millie" ;)